My Friend
“Meow” Hello, I think sometimes my pet webaster does a good job of following my Commandments.
- I am the Lord of thy House.
- Thou shalt have no other pets before Me.
- Thou shalt never ignore Me.
- I shall ignore Thou when I feel like it.
- Thou shalt be grateful that I even give Thou the time of day.
- Remember My food dish and keep it full.
- Thou shalt spend most Thy money on toys and gifts for Me.
- Thou shalt alway have Thy lap ready for Me to curl up in.
- Thou shalt shower Me with love and attention upon demand.
- Above all, Thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.
Actually, I really never ignore my handsome pet. Whenever he pets me, I always roll over on my back and show him my tummy to let him know I trust him very much. We all love our pet webmaster dearly and we let him know every day. 
Master Tiny